God damnit

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 05/26/2015 at 23:50 • Filed to: fuck

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My car battery is reading less than one volt.

Less than one volt.

LESS THAN ONE FUCKING VOLT.

WHAT THE FUCK I GOT THE BATTERY TWO GOD DAMN FUCKING MONTHS AGO WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

FUCK.

Brickman > TheHondaBro 05/26/2015 at 23:55

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RC or 1:1 car battery?

CB > TheHondaBro 05/26/2015 at 23:55

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In two months? Impressive.

TheHondaBro > Brickman 05/26/2015 at 23:55

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1:1 car battery.

TheHondaBro > CB 05/26/2015 at 23:56

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Fuck.

CB > TheHondaBro 05/26/2015 at 23:56

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What’s the manufacturing date/recharge by date on the battery? Manufacturing date should be on a little white sticker on the side or something like that.

Steve in Manhattan > TheHondaBro 05/26/2015 at 23:58

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If you had one Volt you wouldn’t need the other vehicle.

Thanks - I’m here all week!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro 05/27/2015 at 00:00

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I am now working doubly hard to be funny.

TheHondaBro > Steve in Manhattan 05/27/2015 at 00:00

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I want to say your humor didn’t help, but it did. Thanks.

TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/27/2015 at 00:01

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Steve in Manhattan > TheHondaBro 05/27/2015 at 00:02

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I will always take the cheap laugh. Always.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TheHondaBro 05/27/2015 at 00:03

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And I thought my bike had battery issues.......

TheHondaBro > CB 05/27/2015 at 00:07

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I don’t see a manufacturing date, but it’s a Honda battery with a 100 month factory warranty, SO I THINK I’M COVERED.

TheHondaBro > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/27/2015 at 00:12

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I want some fucking sauce.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TheHondaBro 05/27/2015 at 00:20

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NO! ALL FOR ME! ALL FOR MY BATTERIES!

I can however give you some caffeine

DrScientist > TheHondaBro 05/27/2015 at 04:40

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alternator?

TheHondaBro > DrScientist 05/27/2015 at 10:24

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Could be.

DrScientist > TheHondaBro 05/27/2015 at 10:28

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by the way what is that first gif? is that rachel weisz keyboard smacking jake gyllenhaal?